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About Me Member Fantasy Writer SadisticDeviantDemon18/Male/Germany Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Chapter 1: A New Beginning

The first chapter to a massive story that I'm writing. Hope you enjoy it!

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I'm Worth 4630 dollars!

Thu Nov 26, 2009, 8:22 AM
  • Mood: Artistic
Natural Hair Color:
[]Brown- $100
[]Blonde-$50
[]Bald-$5
[x]Other-$75

Total: $75

Eye Color:
[]Brown-$50
[x]Green-$75 (people tell me they're like hazel but i am determined they're green so, that one could've gone both ways XD )
[]Blue-$150
[]Hazel-$100
[]Other-$15

Total: $150

Height:
[]Over 7'-$200
[]6'8" to 7'-$175
[x]6'0 to 6'7"-$150
[]5'5" to 5'11"-$75
[]5'4" ro 5'10" -$85
[]Under 5'4"-$0

Total: $300

Age:
[]50 to 56-$175
[]46 to 50-$150
[]41 to 15-$125
[]31 to 40-$100
[]26 to 30-$75
[]21 to 25-$50
[x]19 to 20-$25 (wat! oh come on i JUST turned 19 and this is the one with the least worth. >.> stupid age...)
[]0 to 18-$100

Total: $325

Birth Order:
[]Twins or more than Twins-$750
[]First Born- $320
[]Only Child-$250
[x]Second Born-$150
[]Middle Child-$100
[x]Last Born-$100
[]Third Born-$550
[]Fourth Born-$300
[]Fifth Born-$400
[]Sixth Born-$215

Total: $675

Drink?:
[]I did once -$400
[]Only Holidays-$250
[x]Sometimes-$215
[]Yes-$100
[x]Only weekends-$300 (and by weekends i mean parties :D)
[]Every other day-$50
[]Once a day-$15
[]I live from the bottle- $Bankrupt$
[]No-$600

Total: $1180

Vision:
[x]perfect vision-$400 (wooh!)
[]Need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them-$200
[]No correction-$100
[]Glasses-$50
[]Contacts-$25
[]Surgical correction-$100

Total: $1580

Shoe Size:
[]13+ -$300
[] 12 1/2 to 13-$250
[x]11 to 12-$400
[]7 to 10-$50
[]Under 7-$450

Total: $1980

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[x]Green-$750
[x]Red-$600
[]Black-$100
[]Yellow-$475
[]Brown-$300
[]Purple-$225
[]White-$400
[]Aqua-$$350
[]Orange-$300
[x]Blue-$300
[]Pink-$100
[]Other-$500 (Silver :3)

Total: $3630

Did You Use a Calculator?:
[]Yes-$0
[x]Nope-$1000 (whoo hoo!)
[]some-$750

Final Total: $4630

REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I'm worth ____ dollars."

:iconred-lilly: has too many favorite colors! lol

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Well deviantART and deviantART people. I'm Brian, I'm German and American and I love to write. That last bit should be obvious from my page. I have much love for the sport of soccer and the German national team (54, 74, 90, 2010!) and for my friends and family as well. I'm a realist optimist, which means I see the light after I've acknowledged the bullshit haha.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Reichweiler, Germany
  • Interests: Soccer, golf, wrestling, football, parties, girls, friends, family, books, holidays!
  • Favourite movie: Lucky Number Slevin
  • Favourite band or musician: Too Many.
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything (except for most country, and hard rock/metal).
  • Favourite poet or writer: William Blake: Poet: Metaphysical Poetry.
  • Favourite style of art: Poetry.
  • Operating System: Piece of shit vista laptop.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano (the newest one)
  • Shell of choice: Wa...WHAT?!?! What, wa-why are we talking about shells?!?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Whatever I feel like looking at.
  • Skin of choice: ;)
  • Favourite game: Unreal Tournament III (PS3).
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS3!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Stewie (Family Guy).
  • Personal Quote: Insert inspirational and wise headliner here (_).
  • Tools of the Trade: Paper and pen, then the computer and Microsoft word for touch-ups.

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Comments


:iconwhen-will-we-learn:
thank you for the favs :D :heart:

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Those who seek perfection will only notice flaws,
Those who embrace individuality, will be seen as perfect,
As for the rest of us....we're screwed xD
:iconsadisticdeviantdemon:
Anytime!

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I'm not lying, and please don't punish my window decorations.

Pushing Daisies! :)

Hey, at least I've got my pride.
:iconwhen-will-we-learn:
Thank you so much for the :+fav: :3

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Those who seek perfection will only notice flaws,
Those who embrace individuality, will be seen as perfect,
As for the rest of us....we're screwed xD
:iconred-lilly:
Thanx for the fav :hug:

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when i was 10, i could run through a bush in the backyard, and be like. 'IM IN THE JUNGLE, IM A COMMANDO, IM GOING TO GO TO OUTER SPACES'. now if im in a bush in my backyard im like 'what the hell am i doing in a bush?'
:iconsadisticdeviantdemon:
Of course!

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I'm not lying, and please don't punish my window decorations.

Pushing Daisies! :)

Hey, at least I've got my pride.
:iconred-lilly:
:icongwompplz:

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when i was 10, i could run through a bush in the backyard, and be like. 'IM IN THE JUNGLE, IM A COMMANDO, IM GOING TO GO TO OUTER SPACES'. now if im in a bush in my backyard im like 'what the hell am i doing in a bush?'
:iconbetaoc:
you keep writing! you burn that paper with the intensity of your literature!!!! D:

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arrg >_>.. i realised the profile edit button was here AFTER i made that devious comment! *smacks himself*
:iconsadisticdeviantdemon:
I will I will don't worry. I'm just so busy nowadays.

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I'm not lying, and please don't punish my window decorations.

Pushing Daisies! :)

Hey, at least I've got my pride.
:iconbetaoc:
i can understand that. I start college in liike what? three days?

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arrg >_>.. i realised the profile edit button was here AFTER i made that devious comment! *smacks himself*
:iconohiostate1593:
heyyyyyy how's it going?

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"Life without danger is a waste of oxygen......"
:blackrose: [link] :blackrose:

:heart: Check it, maybe you'll see something you like..... :heart:

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